Let us sail
To Columbus, Ohio.
Landlocked, with only
One decent kosher delicatessen.
Virgos stress over
The use of the Oxford comma
And swoon over raw hamachi.
On a weakened weekend,
Asé bae tattooed the words
“Canoodle” and “Badger”
On her big toe.
At Hera’s request,
Prometheus made smores
At Zeus’s cremation.
Jesus said,
“Now learn this lesson
From the fig tree:
You may get a sense
Of ‘otherness’ when you
Combine my fruit with prosciutto
But it’s nothing like
What goes on in Milwaukee.”
While Sun Tzu’s
Ruse de geurre
Caused a whole generation
To learn pole dancing,
Two French bulldogs
Crooned the Mexican national anthem.
Rejoice! Rejoice! And take your
Mother to lunch once in a while.
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